Two Girls, One Cup

Yeah, you read that right. I’m jumping on the Band wagon here. Sorry Tree readers, but I feel it is my sworn duty to comment on any pop culture (or should I say Poop culture?) oddity that has the potential to be a run away train. Or in this case..a run away train…wreck. Let me [...]

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Hey Gang,

I realize the gravity of the last post so…. Here’s a picture of Chewbacca. Rwwwarwwwrwarawrawrrr.

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Yes Apt-1b, There IS a Santa Claus

Well gang, a Tree reader sent me this link. Just please…PLEASE do not cast Angelina as Cheetara! Also, Santa, if you’re reading this, could you please also send that Cheetara outfit for my girlfriend? Thanks dude, you’re the best!

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The Ugliest Little Christmas Decoration…

Well its that time again. The time when my normal “ba-humbug” attitude changes to the excited state of the holidays. The time when, instead of whistling some random tune, I start singing Carol of the Bells until my Brain wants to shoot himself. And of course…the time when this little gem gets put up in [...]

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Its The Thought That Counts…

I have notoriously dry, “sand papery” hands (lucky for my Girlfriend!), but being a dude, I could care less. Apparently some of the women in my office, however, took notice and gave me tube of girly hand cream to use. So now its 8:30 in the morning, the heat in my office is pumping stale, [...]

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Ad-dicting

So is it totally lame that I can’t get the 1234 iPod commercial out of my head? Its not that its a bad song at all – Feist’s hauntingly seductive voice keeps me drawn in every time this commercial pops up (popped up? I think they took it off the air already). The problem is, [...]

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Shall they call me a….Geek?

Okay, so can I just say how totally addicted I am to the Facebook application, Universe Wars? In Universe Wars, you build your own empire from the ground up. You get your own advisers, and have to produce your own food, lumbar, iron, etc. The interface is streamlined though, making it very easy to understand [...]

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Its beginning to look a lot like…..November 1st.

I just took a stroll over to the Gas Station next door from where I work, to buy a (caffeine free) soda. I opened the door and was greeted by a familiar song playing on the radio: “Have yourself…a merry little Christmas…” WTF? Did I just have a stroke? Is it not still November 1st? [...]

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All Hallow’s Eve…

Sweet Baby Jesus! I can’t believe how behind I am in my schedule. My last post was the 22nd – you Tree Reader’s must have assumed I climbed aboard a floating Blimp Ship to Imagination land. Sorry Gang, thing’s have been rather crazy lately. On to the relevant stuff. Happy Halloween! Or, at least, Happy [...]

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No Use Crying Over It….

I think somehow I’ve inadvertently stumbled upon the fountain of youth, because in the last week, I’ve been spilling things left and right like a G**dammed 4 year old. Since this last Saturday, here’s a quick list of various objects and foodstuffs that I’ve either dropped, spilled, or flung like mashed peas from a spoon: [...]

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