The Tree Presents: Social Ecology – A Field Guide To Bar Chicks

Specimen#3 -Kristy, The Super Fun, Hyper Cute Asian Girl (Asianchickus awesomeus) Notable features Really Cute Really Happy Everyone’s Friend Deceptively able to handle Whiskey Social interaction: Ah Kristy, The Super Fun Hyper Cute Asian Girl, how I love thee! She’s a great addition to every party or bar, and she’ll add energy, laughter and most [...]

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The Tree Presents: Social Ecology – A Field Guide To Bar Chicks

Specimen #2 – Nikki, The Cheshire Cat (Meanchickus decptus) Notable features – Smokin’ Hot Pure, utterly evil Dark Soulless eyes Deceiving smile Social interaction: Nikki the Cheshire Cat causes trouble where ever she lurks. She’s dressed to attract, but not stand out and will most likely remain invisible to the fellas until she wishes to [...]

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The Tree Presents: Social Ecology – A Field Guide To Bar Chicks

Specimen #1 – Sandra, The T-Rex (Drunkchickus maximus) Notable features – Her vision is based on movement Near useless forearms Beady eyes Loud Clumsy Man-eater Social interaction: Sandra the T-Rex is a noisy brute. You’ll usually only see one per social gathering but can be easily spotted due to her clumsy, often awkward walk. Her [...]

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